They come in all shapes and sizes… Some look like real cocks, while others look like hard-boiled eggs or bullets. There are ones that look like a clenched fist, and then there are those scary ones that are as big as your head, which you just giggle at nervously.
So thank goodness QXShop stock a selection of sensible anal toys from Pipedream’s Anal Fantasy Collection that will gently ease your bum into the joys of arse play… and won’t give your mother a coronary if she comes across one in your top drawer.
Silicone Plugs: Mini, Small & Medium
At just 1 inch wide and with an insertable length of 3 inches, the Mini Silicone Plug is the perfect beginner’s toy. Just make sure you use plenty of water-based lube, and its smooth tapered tip will slide in easily. It has a narrow neck that your muscles will comfortably wrap around holding it in place, and there’s no need to worry that it might go too far up inside you as the base has been ergonomically designed to fit snuggly between your cheeks. Once you’ve mastered the Mini Silicone Plug there are two more sizes to conquer. The 1.5 inch wide Small Silicone Plug, which has an insertable length of 3.5 inches and the Medium Silicone Plug, a tad heftier with a width of 1.75 inches and an insertable length of 4.25 inches.
Inflatable Silicone Butt Plug
This bad boy, primarily for the more advanced arse player, will take your anal stimulation to the extreme! Just a few squeezes of the medical-style pump ball and the Inflatable Silicone Butt Plug will expand your rectal cavity to new extreme widths! Order yours today and pump yourself into anal orgasm heaven! The Inflatable Silicone Butt Plug has an insertable length of 4.25 inches and (deflated) and is 1.75 inches wide (deflated).
Deluxe Vibro Balls
If you’ve not tried playing with your arse before then these Deluxe Vibro Balls are just what you need to explore the amazing world of anal stimulation. The balls – four in total – have a diameter of 1.25 inches and feature a sturdy retrieval cord for safe and easy handling. The sleek weighted balls are ‘self-pleasuring’ and the slightest movement of your body will activate exquisitely silent vibrations that never require batteries!
Boyfriend Beads
These luxurious silicone anal beads begin with a tip of just half an inch to ease you in gently, and then gradually increase to a girth of 1 inch. The Boyfriend Beads’ flexible shaft bends with your body’s contours to hit just the right spot, while the sturdy retrieval handle offers safe and easy handling. Enjoy knee-trembling sensations by popping one bead in at a time, inserting as many as you feel comfortable with, before gently tugging the handle to release each bead one at a time, for even more stimulation! Boyfriend Beads has an insertable length of 12 inches and is 1 inch wide at its widest point.
Inflatable Silicone Ass Expander
There’s something really exciting about the concept of an expanding anal toy and the Inflatable Silicone Ass Expander is a must-have addition to anyone’s adult toy box. Insert the deflated toy and just a couple of gentle squeezes of the medical-style pump ball will inflate the toy giving you incredible internal sensations. The Inflatable Silicone Ass Expander is .75 inches wide (deflated) has an insertable length of 3 inches (deflated) and comes with a screwable release valve for easy deflation once you’ve finished playing with it.
All toys in Pipedream’s Anal Fantasy Collection are made from Elite Silicone, which is phthalate-free, hypoallergenic and ultra-hygienic, and can be worn all day for long-lasting pleasure.
They all come with a free 5-piece Prep Kit too, to help you ease into comfort and clean up afterwards. The kit includes 2 finger sleeves, anal desensitizing cream, anal lube and toy cleaner.
WIN! A PIPEDREAM’S ANAL FANTASY COLLECTION DELUXE VIBRO BALLS!
To be in with a chance, send an email with your name and contact details to [email protected] with Pipedreams Competition in the subject field, or pop your details on a postcard and send it to QXMEN, Pipedreams Competition, 2nd Floor, 23 Denmark Street, Soho, London WC2H 8NH. The competition close at 5pm on Sunday November 30th and the winner will be drawn at random… Sorry guys, but the competition’s open to UK residents only.
• These anal toys from Pipedream’s Anal Fantasy Collection, together with loads of other dildos and butt plugs, are available at www.QXShop.co.uk. It’s the UK-based online store that stocks a huge range of aromas, lubes, sex toys, DVDs, magazines, underwear, fashion and gifts. They process all orders received before midday that same day, and once dispatched, you should receive your order (sent by Registered Mail) within 24hrs.