No one likes the way they smell or the way they taste. And no one likes the fact that you’ve got to stop what you’re doing (which is usually something pretty damn good) fumble about trying get the blasted thing out of its impenetrable foil wrapper, and then switch the lights on to try and work out which way it goes on… Mmmm, how sexy!
So it’s a smack in the face then that almost half the guys in the country complain the one-size-fits-all type… don’t!
For guys that have been blessed with big dicks, standard sized or even the so called ‘large’ condoms can feel tight and uncomfortable, and a nationwide study reported that almost half of guys asked said they’d used ill-fitting, overly capacious condoms, which were far more likely to slip off or break — or simply be stripped off mid-fuck.
It’s a no brainer really… Guys come in all shapes and sizes — and so do our cocks. We can buy our clothes and shoes in different sizes and they can all be made to measure. So why, until TheyFit came along, weren’t we given the same choices when buying condoms.
Now, you’d be forgiven for thinking that 95 different sizes of custom fit condoms is a little excessive, but TheyFit’s Joe Nelson told us that it only took 72 hours for the company to sell every size at least once!
In fact, Joe admits that he now knows more about fitting latex to dicks than is healthy for a straight guy to know, and that he and the TheyFit team have become Cock Connoisseurs!
So QXMEN set them a challenge and asked which of these appendages, belonging to stars of Hot House Entertainment’s Backroom Videos, is – in their opinion -the most anatomically perfect. Joe and his team jumped at the chance to prove their ‘cock credentials’ and want to give one QXMEN reader a year’s supply of TheyFit custom fit condoms!
So take a look at these nine cocks and tell us which one you think is the most anatomically perfect. Let us know by email or snail mail to the usual addresses and get your entry in by 5pm on Wednesday October 31st.
The names of everyone that picked the same cock as Joe and the TheyFit team will go into a hat and one will be chosen to win a year’s supply of TheyFit custom fit condoms!
• For more info and to order your custom fit condoms, go to www.theyfit.co.uk
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