(noun) a bruise or wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet, usually on the back, knees or elbows.
It’s a funny thing, but when the latest DVD from Raging Stallion’s Monster Bang studio RUGBURN landed on my desk last Monday morning, I happened to be nursing bruised knees myself…
They were the result of a rather energetic fuck I’d had that weekend with a hung Irishman that me and the boyfriend had met in a chat room.
I’m usually pretty careful when I anticipate a guy’s going to be a particularly rough fucker, but the one this weekend took me by surprise and we sort of got carried away in the heat of the moment.
Normally I’ll chat for a while with a new fuck buddy, and then I can judge whether he’s going to be the ‘throw me round the bedroom and bounce me off the walls’ type, or the ‘hold me in his arms while he drills me deep’ kind of guy.
But as soon as this Irish bruiser was through the front door, he pushed me up against the wall, pulled my t-shirt over my head and shoved his tongue down my throat.
Now I did try and put up a fight (honest) but before I had the chance, he’d forced me down on my knees and rammed his thick cock into my mouth. Next thing I knew, he’d dragged my tracksuit bottoms down and over my feet, and I was completely bollock naked!
Boy, this guy was a pro, and after he’d managed to get a condom out of the wrapper and rolled onto his cock, and even ripped open a sachet of lube, with one hand as his other one was behind my head, I was starting to suspect that he might be a hooker!
Not that that’s a problem as escorts are often great in the sack. But one thing that he didn’t take into account were my poor knees. Mind you, they weren’t at the forefront of my mind as he rogered me senseless, and it was only later that night that I noticed my trademark purple grazes…
And for no good reason as I own a pair of bloody knee pads for this very purpose!
• ‘Rugburn’ is available from www.ragingstallion.com