You can’t beat the real thing, but these incredibly realistic vibrating dildos from Pipedream come pretty damn close!
Called Real Feel Deluxe, these strikingly lifelike vibrating dildos – or vibes as they’re known in the business – have been meticulously designed to, not just look like but more importantly, feel just like a thick, hard cock. From the modest 6.5 inch model to the whopping 12 inch monster, no detail has been overlooked, from their realistic bulbous heads, bulging veins and free-hanging balls (except, that is, for the 7 inch model, which for some strange reason has been castrated and comes without any) to the realistic skin tones of either pale flesh or brown skin. Did we mention the incredibly lifelike texture of the Real Feel Deluxe? They’re made of phthalate-free Fanta Flesh, a squishy material that expertly mimics the softness of real skin and is completely body-safe.
A great feature of the Real Feel Deluxe is the ultra-strong suction-cup base that sticks on to almost any smooth, flat surface. So whether you secure this bad boy to the floor and ride it cowboy style, or slam it up on the wall and back up against it, the super-strong suction-cup won’t let you down and will stay in place regardless of how hard you thrust and grind. Real Feel Deluxe vibes are fully waterproof so you can use them in the shower, bath or Jacuzzi. Featuring a quick-release tab for easy removal, the multi-functional suction-cup also doubles as a harness-compatible base, which means you can wear your Real Feel Deluxe vibe with any harness from Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series for the most comfortable, realistic strap-on experience of your life.
To get the fun started, simply insert the batteries, screw the base tight, and your Real Feel Deluxe will spring into action and start powerfully vibrating from base to tip, with very minimal noise. Then, using lashings of water-based lube, close your eyes, lie back and prepare for an intense sexual experience that’ll feel like you’re getting fucked by the real thing! To power down when your done, or if you just want to lose the vibrations and take matters into your own hands, simply unscrew the cap and your Real Feel Deluxe will turn itself off. Clean with warm water and one of Clonezone’s toy cleaners.
WIN!
Clonezone has a Real Feel Deluxe vibrating dildo for every type of arse, starting with the cute No. 02 (6.5 inches) for beginners to the ginormous No. 12 for seasoned pros weighing in at 12 inches! Courtesy of those nice guys at Clonezone, you could win yourself a No. 07 9 inch Real Feel Deluxe! To be in with a chance send an email with your name and contact details to [email protected] with Real Feel Competition in the subject field, or pop your details on a postcard and send it to QXMEN, Real Feel Competition, 2nd Floor, 23 Denmark Street, Soho, London WC2H 8NH. Please also state your preferred colour should you win. The competition closes at 5pm on Sunday November 30th and the winner will be drawn at random… Sorry guys, but the competition’s open to UK residents only.
• Visit your local Clonezone store or check out the range at www.clonezone.co.uk
• Flagship Store – Soho, London: 35 Old Compton Street, London W1D 5JX
• Earls Court, London: 266 Old Brompton Road, London SW5 9HR
• Birmingham: 84 Hurst Street, Birmingham B5 4TD
• Manchester: 36-38 Sackville Street, Manchester M1 3WA