The Tight Grip Mouth & Ass Masturbator from Pipedream’s Extreme Toyz
The Pipedream Extreme Toyz ‘Tight Grip Mouth & Ass Masturbator’ is marketed as a dual-density squeezable stroker, and when I saw the packaging I presumed the toy would be in a red plastic case with a soft, fuckable insert. To my surprise though (and delight, actually) the entire toy is squeezable. The red material is soft, so you can squeeze as you go!
Measuring six inches in length, the toy isn’t as big as some men’s masturbators, which make it ideal for teasing yourself and also for storage. It doesn’t give off a funny smell like some of these toys do either, its smooth and very aesthetically pleasing. At one end of the toy is a butthole, which is very small. I have to admit; when you first see it it’s hard to see your dick fitting through. The other end is a mouth with a pair of lips on the end. The toy comes with a free sample of Moist lube and Pipedream Toy Cleaner. I have to admit, I really dislike water-based lube but I thought I would use it with the Tight Grip.
I began by applying lube to myself and squeezing the sample into the mouth. Although it accepts lube easily, it’s worth remembering that the Tight Grip Mouth & Ass Masturbator is a ‘trough’ toy so be careful it’s not pouring through and dripping out the asshole at the end. If you have a girthy dick then pushing in is tough because the hole is quite tight. It’s a bit like a virgin.
You’ve got to get rock hard and give it a good push – then you pop in. Popping in feels good as it has a ribbed and rippled internal texture in the entrance, while towards the anus end it begins to swirl and bobble. It does feel really good. It would be hard for it not to, rubbing a soft and lubricated textured surface up and down your dick always will. Lots of men’s sex toys boast the feeling of their internal texture to an average result, but you can really feel this one.
Pipedream alternate the texture to make sure you enjoy. I noticed that it felt tighter on my dick at the anus end, so I flipped the toy. It feels tighter that end and delivers a more intense squeeze on your dick. If you’re quite sensitive and want to last longer than usual – fuck the mouth end instead. The toy makes gulping and slurping sounds though, due to the lube and air pressure of fucking it, so if you have flatmates, turn some music on or a fan to distract from this – that’s if you care about them hearing… Thanks to its causal length, I found I was actually going all the way though the toy and out the other end.
It gripped underneath the groove of my head, hugging the frenulum area. Kinda like a cockring for my penis head. This is really handy if you want to lean over to grab and re-apply lube or something falls over – your iPad showing porn, perhaps? It grips your dick perfectly, but slowly rides up due to the lube and its tight canal squeezing you.
Building up to orgasm is not awkward and it’s actually very easy with this toy. You don’t even need to move it up and down. Holding it in one spot on your dick and shaking it does enough to bring you close. Once again I’m impressed with the way a Pipedream toy for men feels. The proof is in the pudding. Cumming felt good and actually took me a bit by surprise (probably thanks to the textures inside changing). As it’s a trough toy I actually sprayed out the anus, which looked a bit weird and a bit hot. Either way, it felt good. And it happened a lot faster than with other men’s masturbators.
Cleaning up is easy thanks to the canal (and free toy cleaner). Simply wash it through with the toy cleaner, put your thumb over one of the holes and shake it to make sure it’s cleaning the sides. Do this a few times and leave it to dry naturally.
• THE PROS? There’s a lot. It does what it says on the tin. This is a fun toy that’s easy to use, feels good and is affordable. It stores easily thanks to its easy-to-use size.
• THE CONS? I hate water based lube and wouldn’t use Moist again. It also makes a noise.
