l Don’t get me wrong. I love a nice cock. But Stephan Niederwieser, the editor of Cock Tales, is clearly obsessed with them!
In the foreword to his book – which I love by the way – Stephan says that ‘Phalluses are the very pillars of everyday life’ and he asks, ‘Why else are so many things shaped like them: pencils, popsicles, microphones, cigarettes, asparagus, toothbrushes, dildos…?’
Which got me thinking, maybe the guy’s got a point… And, oh my God, we suck the ends of all of those objects, don’t we! Well, okay, maybe not microphones.
But Stephan’s somewhat strange views on penises doesn’t end there. He says that they all have different characters, citing the ‘nosey adventurer’, the ‘witty guest’ and the ‘provocateur’. He also thinks that dicks can be disrespectful, fresh and reckless, can look scary, charming and juicy and can even be mean too – (the type he says he loves the best!)
Happy, sad, excited, pensive… I don’t care what mood a guy’s cock is in. As long as it’s been washed in the sink before it comes anywhere near me, then I’m happy.
If you like looking at pictures of dicks then you’ll love Cock Tales, – a stunning coffee table book featuring images of cocks from over 50 contemporary artists.
• Order Cock Tales from www.QXShop.co.uk and you’ll pay just £24.99… that’s a fiver off the RRP! Place your order before midday you should receive it within 24 hours!
• Cock Tales is published by Bruno Gmunder (www.brunogmuender.com)
WIN! COCK TALES
We’ve got a copy of Cock Tales up for grabs. If you’d like to try and win it simply go online to www.QXShop.co.uk and tell us how many pages the book has.
Email the answer, along with your name and contact details, to [email protected] with Cock Tales Competition in the subject field, or post your entry to QXMEN, Cock Tales Competition, 23 Denmark Street, London WC2H 8NH.
The competition closes on Sunday September 30th at 5pm, and the winner will be drawn at random… Sorry guys, but the competition’s open to UK residents only.