GENTLEMEN, THE POWER IS IN YOUR HAND!

    l Pornhub, the free online porn site, has released details of, as they put it “The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.” 

    Called the Wankband, it’s a concept design for a wearable device that would generate energy from masturbation. “Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment,” said a spokesman for the website. “At Pornhub we decided to do something about it.”

    Worn like a watch, the band would create power when moved in an up and down motion and a kinetic charger inside would store the electricity generated. This 100% sustainable energy could then be used to power your mobile phone, a laptop, a camera and other electronic devices by plugging them into the USB port on the side. Find out more about the Wankband at www.thewankband.com then sign up to become a Beta tester and discover how this amazing invention can help you save the planet.