11/05/2017: The 2017 Prowler Porn Awards were a haute mess!
The best kind of mess! Former QX cover star Austin Armacost was there being a total hun, as was the whore of Hither Green, Mark Hamill, presenting an award on behalf of QX. He only had short notice, but took to the task with gusto because he is what? EPIC. He was in good company on stage with Vanity Von Glow, who was wearing a sheer number that she probably thinks made her look like Celine Dion, but actually made her look like Nadine Coyle. There were also, as the name suggests, PORN STARS there. Including JP Dubois, Mickey Taylor and Kayden Gray, whose penis is eleven inches long. How lovely.
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