From modest beginnings in San Francisco just a few short years ago, CumUnion has spread across the globe and currently holds regular monthly fuck parties in 23 cities. That’s over 300 cum-soaked fuck events every year worldwide!
By Paul Stag
The brand arrived on UK shores a year ago, imported by well-known European promoter Jasper Emerald who was riding high on the success of Jack Hammer Club. Originally meant to be just six events a year, the first CumUnion was so busy it was instantly promoted to run monthly on the last Saturday of the month!
Move on a year and the event now takes up twice the area of the first party in SE5 Dungeon in Camberwell, south London. The success of CumUnion comes from its association with bareback sex that, rightly or wrongly, is rapidly growing in popularity. This is reflected in the porn world with more and more studios switching from condoms to bareback films and condom porn stars becoming more rare than a virgin in a CumUnion sling!
This association comes from CumUnion being started by the well-known bareback porn studio in California that also run the biggest bareback hook-up site on the planet barebackrt.com. The various promoters in all there territories are keen to state that they’re offering a freedom of choice party, basically allowing all the sex pigs to be treated like the animals they are and to make their own decisions to fuck either covered or raw.
Condoms are readily available at all events and in the UK the guys from THT attend CumUnion parties to offer sexual health advice if required. Over the last 12 months the London’s CumUnion parties have had live sex shows and been hosted by many top porn stars, the likes of Darius Ferdynand and Bruce Jordan.
It’s a simple format – drinks and chat in the large well lit public bar upstairs with nasty twisted fucked up porn (bareback, of course) on the big screens. Downstairs is the gateway to sodomy heaven with the four room basement filled with slings, a couple of St. Andrew Cross’s, fuck benches, leather beds, rimming seats, etc.
In fact, everything is geared towards maximise the amount of fucking and it’s all to the house beats of resident DJ and Treasure Island Media porn star, the Naked DJ, Sam Porter. There are lots of special things under wraps for this month’s anniversary party on the 29th which will be hosted by Dickwadd/Dark Alley/Cazzo/TIM stud Paul Stag together with other porn talent/go go’s who’ll control the sex dungeon to ensure that the official CumUnion mantra that, ‘Every Ass Gets Fucked As Often As Possible and all Sacks Are Fully Emptied’, is adhered to.
There’s a wet room and shower facilities on site and the now legendary 3pm Late Nocturnal After Party will take the sex right through to breakfast time.
With a second UK CumUnion regularly hitting the monthly calendar in Brighton & Hove and regular parties now in Gran Canaria, Australia and other countries to be announced soon, it seems that a lot of arseholes are going to be very sore for a very long time in the future. If you’ve not been fucked at CumUnion then you’ve probably not been fucked properly.
Get down there and celebrate the UK Anniversary and join the CumUnion army, which is probably the best Union on planet earth to be part of. The place where cum is the name of the game and if you love playing with the good stuff then what are you waiting for?
