WARNING! YOUR SPUNK MAY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH

    Spunk. It’s a bit like Marmite. You either love it or you hate it. Some guys can’t get enough of the white stuff down their throats, while others feel queasy at just the sight of it. Well a new study from the Netherlands has revealed that some poor guys are apparently allergic to their own spunk! The condition is called POIS, or post-orgasmic illness syndrome, and within minutes of shooting their load, sufferers develop a flu-like illness with symptoms such as fever, a runny nose, fatigue and burning eyes, which can last up to a week! Our deepest sympathies go out to the poor fellows who suffer from POIS and we thank our lucky stars that we don’t have this terrible affliction.