BLACKBALLED 5: STARFUCKER

    Fans of black gang bangs will know by now what to expect of the Blackballed series, which began back in 1995: one white dude gets fucked into the middle of next week by a posse of the hottest black studs in town. In Part 5 (strangely released after Part 6, which we reviewed in January), the lucky Caucasian is British-Greek Dean Monroe, a debonair charmer in his clothes (hit the Behind the Scenes option) and an insatiable slut out of them. Apparently Monroe confided to Chi Chi LaRue, here directing his third Blackballed episode, that a black gang bang was his biggest fantasy. Chi Chi obliged by handing him over to a splendid selection of dark avengers including veteran sex machines Jack Simmons and Aaron Ridge, muscle hunk Marc Williams, newcomers Malik and Eddie Diaz, and unbelievably hung new thug Nick Da’Kannon. Monroe manages to wipe the cum off his face – but not the grin!


    The opening’s a surprise because Dean Monroe’s being seduced by his girlfriend’s mother (T.J. Hart). Then it’s revealed that he’s shooting a soap opera episode. After it wraps, Monroe tells his driver (Aaron Ridge) to be ready for him in ten minutes.

    When he comes out of his dressing room, the studio’s empty. But not for long. Security guard Tiger appears and tells Monroe, “I know what you want.” Soon Monroe’s slurping on Tiger’s sizeable wang. It’s the only romantic scene.

    When the rest of the all-black crew appears, it’s wall-to-wall raunch. Monroe can swallow all their dicks all the way, even Nick Da’Kannon’s monster. (“Don’t believe the hype,” he’s said elsewhere. “My dick is 11”, not 14” or not even 12”. I don’t have to lie about my shit.”)

    Monroe then goes face down on a couch so that the guys can all lick between his shapely cheeks. He does the same to them. Then they fuck him, one by one, until Ridge and Eddie Diaz give him a slammer of a D.P. Is it our imagination or is there real chemistry between Monroe and Diaz? It certainly looks that way!

    The movie ends with Monroe drenched in jizz. It was nominated for a 2007 Grabby (Best Group Scene) and it’s easy to see why.



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